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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

To start of my story..i had to start off with my mom 1st..

this is my mom..she loves tiger..we cal her the "tiger lady"

this is my father..he LOVES to fish..>.<

there's once my father went for body checkup..and found out......

i was born after my father got examined..bcoz i'm juz too
cute..i hold a lot of commercials..^^

i'm very popular since i'm very small..
when i go to skul..this always happen..

maybe it's bcoz of my super talent..

of cuz after a while..my kissing skill got better and better..

every girl i kiss will love it so much..

come and c my super headbutt..this is my evidence..

actually i trained since i'm young..

not just physically trained..i'm trained mentally too..

and bcoz i trained too much..my homeworks suck..

my maths when i'm form 4..

i cant actually understand college maths..

so i asked m best friend to copy during exams..

when i'm adult..i became more talentful..*look at the shadow*

went to many competitions..but i lost..

i invented many new things too..i invented super pesticide..
*oops..i killed SPIDERman*

i also invented super breasts enlargement..

i helped in farming industry u noe??

i became so rich that i use my $$ to wipe of my ass..

bcoz i'm so rich and young and talented..i got many
unusual gifts..

my "pak to" progress is very very simple..

she always let me show my "male-ness"

this is a picture of us..having fun..

so we got married..
i had very happy life..

eventually she grew fatter..and fatter..

but i still love her..

still..i love her..

i..still...love........................*gasping for air*>.<

she's now showing her power now..goin on top of me..

her deadliest weapon..u don wanna get this..
*ouch!!!*

she's a very cute girl b4..

but she gone wild nowadays..

although i obeyed the 10 rules to our wives..

she betrayed me..=(

this is the evidence..

another evidence..

of cuz i couldn't stand it and eventually
broke up with her..and divorced..
i couldn't stop smoking..

i even started with beer and alcohol..

too much of those may cause this problem..
*look at the picture*>.<

whenever i'm desperate..i can only watch in a art centre..

and i'm always lack of luck..
*look at the numbers*

even i'm wearing red underpants..i'm not that lucky..

eventually i face banckrupcy..

so..i started selling hotdogs..

but many dog lovers opposed me..so i became a taxi driver..

but accidents do occur..

had no choice, i began catching ppl for hostage..

but the owner does not wanna give money..
she wanna find herself..

i became a sniper too..

i was appointed to kill them..
i dunno i would cause so much trouble..

i even did before the wolf of internet..

finally i went to rob the bank..

but unfortunately i was caught..

after comin out of jail..i became a cleaner..

but bcoz i'm blacklisted..i can only beg now..

after reading my sad sad story..
don sympathised me yet..
don get shocked when u c this dog and i..
just spare us some $$ will do

^^

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